How do I stay single for life?

I am of royal and noble British blood. I take great pride in this blood and do not want to pollute it with a filthy peasant woman who is not worthy to polish my boots. The Queen of England is the only woman in the world I view as a non-peasant and she is a wonderful woman and the only woman I would kiss up to. All I care about in life is money and my ancestry. Women are a bunch of drama queens who pretend to love men just so they can get money, diamonds (obtained by cruel child labor in Africa and money goes to terrorism), or what not. The truth is that most men are delusional and belirve their women love them when their woman is using them for money and security, most likely. I laugh when married people claim single people are unhappy when most married couples end up having a woman giving a painful and gruelling birth, and they become fat, driving minivans full of pestering, ungrateful kids who will not shut up, and half of them will divorce and go into a depressed state.